Sunday, July 13, 2014

How Does President Obama Change a Light Bulb?

How Does President Obama Change a Light Bulb? It Used to Take Washington D.C. The Force of the Entire NLCA, National Light Bulb Changing Administration to Do it Now Things Will Be Streamlined but Only After the Administration Finds a Light Bulb Czar Lex Loeb Contributor Network . Help! Is there a Light bulb Czar in the house? The White House? Before A light bulb can be changed it will probably take a $450 billion dollar study conducted by researchers at Stanford and Columbia University to assess possible adverse environmental consequences. There will have to be a public comment period and community gatherings to discuss the program. After that is accomplished the national light bulb changing agency will need to involve more people than in AmeriCorp to generate the momentum for change...changing the light bulb. Public employee unions will need to be consulted before the mission begins and NASA Might be able to lend the program space suits to comply with OSHA regulation for the Crew of the White House light bulb changing. And what about the need for a ceremony and live television coverage to be beamed around the world? Will anyone later doubt that the light bulb was actually changed? One giant step for mankind up a six foot step ladder? Future historians will remember the day it happened. Future history books will talk about the First light bulb change under the Obama administration in glowing terms as "O day" and Camelot! The road to Hell lined with so many good intentions sometimes has one wondering just how good those intentions really are. Are all of these intentions really good? Come on! The people who most disdain the whole concept of Adam Smith's invisible hand of free market capitalism are all very definitely in the camp of control freaks. This nature of trying to control all aspects of intended consequences originates in breast feeding and toilet training. There is significant evidence that the entire environmentalist clean up movement is based on a social atmosphere of uniform bad toilet training. Few people even realize how the whole 1960's 'generational' movement was a form of toilet training rebellion. The truth about hippies being mortified in terror at the sight of soap has its basis in fact. The fantasy that one can control the environment by making a law or thinking good thoughts about it or by doing various rituals has much to do with the primary phases of human sexuality. The 1960's rebel generation may have had its impetus in the mistake made of introducing an alternative to breast feeding. The theory that the sudden alternative to breast feeding led to people becoming like Albert Gore is not complete without the discussion of how limitations given by parents in regards to toilet training really did more to create the rebellious generation. The same people who say they have all the right intentions to clean up the environment are also out busy shitting all over everything to make a point about their civil rights. Yes Even light bulbs may soon have to be given civil rights so that lawyers can be involved in the process too. One more make work program can't hurt in a recession. What happens when the next light bulb needs to be changed? The program and the light bulb administration headed by the light bulb Czar will be set up and ready to go but it will probably cost a lot more than the first light bulb changing. That is just the way government works. It's for our own good as tax payers or citizens in need of government services. Need a light bulb changed at home? The New General Motors may be able to send out a government trained union worker who will only charge you $80 an hour for the first light bulb and $75 there after to continue screwing it in to your fixture after you have filled out all the necessary paper work and obtained a home light bulb changing license. . Close It Used to Take Washington D.C. The Force of the Entire NLCA, National Light Bulb Changing Administration to Do it Now Things Will Be Streamlined but Only After the Administration Finds a Light Bulb Czar Lex Loeb Contributor Network . Help! Is there a Light bulb Czar in the house? The White House? Before A light bulb can be changed it will probably take a $450 billion dollar study conducted by researchers at Stanford and Columbia University to assess possible adverse environmental consequences. There will have to be a public comment period and community gatherings to discuss the program. After that is accomplished the national light bulb changing agency will need to involve more people than in AmeriCorp to generate the momentum for change...changing the light bulb. Public employee unions will need to be consulted before the mission begins and NASA Might be able to lend the program space suits to comply with OSHA regulation for the Crew of the White House light bulb changing. And what about the need for a ceremony and live television coverage to be beamed around the world? Will anyone later doubt that the light bulb was actually changed? One giant step for mankind up a six foot step ladder? Future historians will remember the day it happened. Future history books will talk about the First light bulb change under the Obama administration in glowing terms as "O day" and Camelot! The road to Hell lined with so many good intentions sometimes has one wondering just how good those intentions really are. Are all of these intentions really good? Come on! The people who most disdain the whole concept of Adam Smith's invisible hand of free market capitalism are all very definitely in the camp of control freaks. This nature of trying to control all aspects of intended consequences originates in breast feeding and toilet training. There is significant evidence that the entire environmentalist clean up movement is based on a social atmosphere of uniform bad toilet training. Few people even realize how the whole 1960's 'generational' movement was a form of toilet training rebellion. The truth about hippies being mortified in terror at the sight of soap has its basis in fact. The fantasy that one can control the environment by making a law or thinking good thoughts about it or by doing various rituals has much to do with the primary phases of human sexuality. The 1960's rebel generation may have had its impetus in the mistake made of introducing an alternative to breast feeding. The theory that the sudden alternative to breast feeding led to people becoming like Albert Gore is not complete without the discussion of how limitations given by parents in regards to toilet training really did more to create the rebellious generation. The same people who say they have all the right intentions to clean up the environment are also out busy shitting all over everything to make a point about their civil rights. Yes Even light bulbs may soon have to be given civil rights so that lawyers can be involved in the process too. One more make work program can't hurt in a recession. What happens when the next light bulb needs to be changed? The program and the light bulb administration headed by the light bulb Czar will be set up and ready to go but it will probably cost a lot more than the first light bulb changing. That is just the way government works. It's for our own good as tax payers or citizens in need of government services. Need a light bulb changed at home? The New General Motors may be able to send out a government trained union worker who will only charge you $80 an hour for the first light bulb and $75 there after to continue screwing it in to your fixture after you have filled out all the necessary paper work and obtained a home light bulb changing license. .

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