Select Dead Republican Politicians Don't Go To Heaven. They Become Democrats After Death On CNN and MSNBC. First John McCain died and he died for republican sins only to wake up a heroic democrat in the afterlife on CNN. Then came George H. Bush. He died at 94 years old and CNN had prepared his obituary over 12 years ago ready to go when ever the president decided to die. Bush woke up in the afterlife as a reborn democrat too. In other news Communist Portland Oregon renamed the city Dystopia , Oregon.