The Feline Religious Order

Religion of the Cat Lex Loeb Contributor Network . One of the largest religions in America does not have a single Church! It is not a new religion since it probably has been around more than 5000 years. There is a cult of cats and kittens. It crosses all social and economic boundaries. It all centers around the common household cat. The essence of the cat totemic goes far beyond the mildly religious. The Ideal cat is a supernatural being living in the presence of mankind for important reasons of awe and magic. A cat is the living embodiment of the most profound human emotions and aspirations. There are seven cat-principles in this ancient religion. The purring cat is as one with the universe. One's seventh life is worth attainment. Independence is the way of true being. Curiosity is the root of all that is scientific. An Expressive tail is the eloquence of divinity. Glowing eyes in the night are the light of the world. The holies of the sacraments is a fresh opened can of tuna fish. There is the cat religion and the religion of cats. Beyond the cat there is only catastrophe. .