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Meat based Vegetables for Omnivores. Omnivore Foods, a Silicon Valley start-up specializes in making Vegetables out of Meat and meat byproducts.

 If you are a meat eater there is finally hope from having to cope with veganism and plant-based meat products because a new Silicon Valley Start-up called Omnivore Foods is developing all-meat-based vegetable organic foods including Broccoli made from bacon and chicken skin, Cauliflower made of young sheep's brains,  Vegan burgers made of actual hamburger with added lard.  Amazing new technology!   The new R&D project at Omnivore aims to make Tomatoes out of liver which they are going to call the Prometheus.   Meat-based vegetables could be the solution to climate variation with a sacrificial prayer printed on the store packaging.  Soon to come out is meat-based spaghetti. which is made of shredded flesh from various organic sources that contain a stabilizer to keep their form after boiling.  Everything Omnivore Foods is great for Atkins's high-fat low-carb diets without the water-fiber bulk waste of eating real vegetables.  Omnivore food also makes vegetable sausage substitutes made of actual meat.  Meat is best to eat. Skip the vegetables and eat what is best.

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