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Lawyer Joke 201

  A big legal firm specializing in Tort law famous for its ambulance chasing hired me and my Genius ad agency. I had a meeting with the top lawyers in the firm. They wanted an ad campaign with snowballing free media attention accruing action so i suggested we do the Willy Wonka golden ticket publicity stunt for tort attorneys. One lucky winner buys a bag of M&Ms and gets a solid Gold M&M hidden in the candy shell like the rest bites into it and ruins their teeth! The lucky winner gets a free lawyer from the law firm to sue the law firm's insurance company for a lucrative multi-million dollar settlement.

Vitamin D3 May Help Me With Dream Memory Retention.

 I probably dream more often than I remember the content of the dream after waking up.  One is supposed to keep a notepad by the bed so as to start writing down what one remembers as soon as one wakes up.  That never worked for me.  Then I took a couple of my D3 vitamin pills before bedtime and that night or morning I vividly remembered much of the content of the dream.  That was the first time I noticed and then i started doing that more often to see if I was correct and the Vitamin D3 gell caps had something to with my increasingly vivid memories of my dreams.   I know how to interpret dreams especially my own but remembering them so well was something new.  When I did not remember dreams too well my waking mind will fill in blanks instead of having a kind of movie quality to the dream memory.  Of course, i can't prove any of this.  I am not running my own self sleep lab but you can help me.  If you are taking vitamin d3 take your pills before you sleep and if you start having vi

Soon you will get your anti-gravity floating car. Levitate Anything on Earth with Remote Quantum Lunar Tidal Entanglement (RQLTE)

I can levitate anything on Earth.  The Ocean,  The Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa, The Whitehouse, Cars, Cats, and more!  Cats!   OK to tell the truth there is nothing anti-gravity about it.  It is Tidal displacement targeting with the transmission of a tidal signal being focused. Unfortunately for save the universe people this totally industrializes the Moon at least until we can get things started on a distant supermassive neutron star.  The initial process requires some heavy lifting on the moon.  The device involved can be tested on a satellite orbiting in free fall but it needs sufficient mass to generate a tidal directive and for that, the closest object is the moon.  I suppose we can levitate an ant with a satellite with tidal quantum entanglement but is levitating one ant worth it?   How it works?  Think of the water above a hydroelectric dam.  It has potential energy just because of elevation but it also has a tidal force and if the dam is emptied that tidal force is